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Creator of TV Show ‘Girls’ Defends All White Cast By Claiming She Knows No Black People

August 19, 2012


Lena Dunham, creator of the celebrated HBO series “Girls,” addressed critics of her show’s all white cast today by stating that she has no personal relationships with any black people, and thus cannot possibly create a character that is anything but white. Although her show takes place in New York City, arguably the most ethnically […]

You the People: An Open Letter from Ann Romney to the American Public

August 7, 2012


To the American People: Recently, it has come to my attention that certain factions of the liberal media machine do not believe my husband really represents you, the people. With my husband’s signed permission, I am writing this letter in order to dispel myths and to assure you that nothing could be further from the […]

*SATIRE* Waka Flocka Promotes Burger King’s New ‘Black Person Burger,’ Responses Mixed

July 20, 2012


On Monday, rapper Waka Flocka confirmed rumors that he will be the spokesperson for Burger King’s controversial new product: the Black Person Burger. At a press conference, Mr. Flocka’s publisher called this move “a great way to introduce the nonincarcerated to Waka Flocka Flame.” Waka himself made a statement as well, but almost no one […]